Richard Something is a brilliant, world famous photographer, celebrated by both academics and the general public alike... ok, no that's a big lie. Nobody knows who I am. I don't even know who I am. My last name is Something for god's sake.
Are you a dancer or choreographer who needs pictures of a performance? An actor who needs headshots? Just someone who wants pictures taken running around the city dressed like a robot? Well then, I'm your guy.